At Suntec City on a sunny day
Anime figures came out to play
Dressed in costumes glorious and gay
They brightened the day in every way.
But just next door to all the fun,
Sunday school was being run.
Out came Auntie pure as snow
Into a realm of fantasies so bold.
Wobbling breasts and shiny thighs
Terribly hurt were Auntie’s eyes
But little costumes fit for mice,
Are a tiny fraction of Auntie’s size.
Angry Auntie called the cops
Arrest all those who’re hardly dressed.
Who was it who pulled the stops
And hurt the prudes who’re truly blessed?
text © Chan Joon Yee